That's What She Said

Do you ever feel like vodka at 10 o’clock in the morning & a hammer to your significant other’s temple is the best way to start your day? Well, unfortunately we can’t do this, unless we WANT to be Big Bertha’s new b*itch

My best friend of 25 years, & I, have decided to take our aggressions out on the computer, rather than our husbands beautiful faces…..don’t let this be misinterpreted. We LOVE our husbands. I have been married for 10 years & hope to be for another 50...unless death comes first, for him of course…BUT STILL, I love him & would rather talk sh*it about him behind his back, than to his face after a few vodka tonics…those fights never end well.

My best friend, who we will call Chubs, is my Saving Grace. She is my soul mate & without her I don’t think I would have made it this far in life. She is the person who one morning, very recently, woke me up at 6am with a notebook in hand & stated “WE HAVE TO START TAKING THIS SH*IT OUT ON OTHER PEOPLE BEFORE I KILL HIM!!!!!” Ah yes, the true words of a mad black woman.

I traveled over 3,000 miles to visit her, not knowing that this short visit would result in Man Bashing 101. Chubs has been married for approximately 3 years. She had been apart from her previous idiot for about a year…..we’ll call him d*ick-face. D*ick-face has recently informed Chubs that he found God in a Sublime song & is going to become a professional rapper. A short time after this, he was admitted to the psych ward of a local hospital……ah yes, d*ick-face never lets us down. I have fond memories of never ending Jack & Coke’s while laughing at his expense.

Chubs is the reason this blog has been started. If we don’t talk about our issues, then the hammer will do it for us. We will post stories daily of our lives over the past 10 years or so. PLEASE feel free to share any stories you would like posted, so that we can also laugh at your husband, previous husband, significant other, gay lover’s expense.

Thank you for your time & please check in daily!