Loser...

Ok kids, short story…

Once upon a time, Chubs met Lovey…after a while Chubs & Lovey became pregnant. Eventually, Chubs had to tell D*ick-face since, unfortunately, they have a child together, and you can only tell a moron you’re bloated for about 6 months before he finally figures something’s up.

D*ick-face is known as many names to Chubs & I…moron, loser, idiot, a*s-face, psycho, etc…..you get the picture

D*ick-face’s response… “Congratulations on getting knocked up by a loser…”

Chubs’ response… “Wouldn’t be the first time!”

Ah D*ick-face, you never let us down…