So, at work today…
…I felt like letting my Staff Sergeant, who we’ll call Captain Awesome, know how much of a bitch one of my co-workers is…
In return, Captain Awesome yelled at Specialist Brooks to drop down & give ME twenty…(Specialist Brooks is just a casualty who unfortunately got caught in the line of fire)
So…Specialist Brooks proceeded to do 20 push-ups at my feet, while I stood there with a very confused, yet intrigued looked on my face.
After this glorious show took place, Captain Awesome asked if I felt like I was ready to put a smile on my face. I simply smiled & said yes, even though I still felt a little awkward about what had just taken place…..Captain Awesome then yelled, “NOT GOOD ENOUGH! BROOKS, DROP DOWN & GIVE MS. MOMO 10 MORE!”
I thought about whether or not I should stand on Specialist Brooks back, but figured, taking my aggressions out on this innocent 20 year old wouldn’t make me feel better about that whore back at the clinic.
Towards the end of this wonderful, life-long memory, Captain Awesome asked if I was going to either get happy, or continue to torture Specialist Brooks?…
“Specialist Brooks…for a while now, you’ve been doing an excellent job of serving your country…but today you showed just how much you love America!…Well, maybe that’s stretching it, but if I can get you, someone I don’t even know, to do push-ups at my feet simply by stating how much of a b*itch “whore” is……then you have served your country well!” You sir, put a little bit of faith back into the male race…
Ah, Specialist Brooks, you’ll never let us down…
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