Chubs is scary when she's pregnant...

Chubs is scary when she’s pregnant…

The reason I can say this without fear of losing my life is because she’s 3,000 miles away…

Now imagine a small crazy person having babies with another small crazy person….this would be the picture perfect life of Chubs & Lovey, and this type of behavior runs in Lovey’s family.

I recently heard a story that was a little bit scary, yet intriguing at the same time, so I figured I would share it with you.

For those of you who hate those nagging wives that just seem to bitch about every little thing in their mans life…..you should be happy, because in the famous words of comedian Jim Breuer, “a quiet woman will murder you in your sleep”, and this couldn’t be more true for Lovey’s little sister.

This little girl couldn’t weigh more than 90 pounds soaking wet & can’t possibly be more than 5 ft tall. Her husband is about 6 ft 2 in tall & is covered from head to toe in tattos.

Lovey’s little sister, who we will call “The almighty one” doesn’t let her feelings show very often, but when she does, watch the f*uck out…

One night while laying in bed, The almighty one’s husband decided to tell her she was crazy. An hour later, he woke up to his pint sized wife sitting on top of him with a knife to his throat & a “crazy” look in her eye.

His response…”babe, what are you doing???…”

The almighty one’s response…”who’s the crazy one now?!”

Moral of the story: The quiet one’s will murder you in your sleep….especially if you call them crazy.

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scourned"